Yup u can hook up with me now and not goto jail
I have to tell you about my conversation with the cloud dragon!
I take no responsibility of who alcohol hooks up with using my body!
you were smoking 3 cigarettes at once saying 'cancer isn't real! Its all in your head!'
Sorry about last night..I didnt realize how drunk you were and when I closed the door it caused you to slam into the mirror...you'll probably piece together the puzzle when you read this and see your hand.
Do you ever wonder how many people have prayed for you to be a better person?
We had to leave the bar because you were trying to show the bartender your boobs for water.
We crashed a rave, threw glitter all over Gay Dan and the bartender, broke a chandelier and called ourselves the Kings of Neon.
All I know is I was dancing to Shakira in his alley and I think rubbing my junk on his car door.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
The bartender has no bra and is giving out free shots. Call mom I'm getting married.
First date was awkward. I think I just saw someone die.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
I would like to reiterate that I went to give lessons and ended up having a three way instead
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
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