i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
After all you put him through, I think it was only right that you saluted the bartender when you left.
its my first week of college and i have a UTI
not easy being a whore now is it
I'm at about main and main street
Ugh why does it have to be margarita Monday. Why can't it be pants off dance off beer pong but with jager Monday.
google maps should a have a setting for this. like I AM ABANDONING EVERYTHING TO MEET A GIRL WHO IS 10 HOURS OF MILES AWAY. HOW DO WE DO THIS OPTIMALLY?
I think your high point was when the quesadilla was in your mouth and you were screaming "I can't chew!" and the Taco Bell guy just kinda stared at you like he wanted to strangle.
I was just lying down, dumping goldfish into my mouth and they like all came out I thought I was going to choke and die and people would be like damn that's so sad, she died laying in bed stuffing her face and reading kanye wests twitter, damn.
Where are you on a scale from one to wasted?
Like alphabetically I'd say a v
I'm highly inebriated watching star wars, this text was sent via the force
He brought me flowers and then spanked me with a Doctor Who paddle. Pretty good night, as these things go.
Awwwwwww!
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
i don't know when underwear became an acceptable clothing choice for parties, but god help me i hope this isn't a passing trend.
Dont you look at me in that tone of voice
who gets drunk at chipotle by noon and then gets kicked out? this chick.
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