When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
Just realized I have to keep sleeping with him... those scars from drunk sex on the 4th of July are still on my back and lord knows I'm not about to explain that to another guy.
I think I dropped my cock ring in your back yard
not good my parents heard a big thud and found me passed out in the bathrrom abt an hr ago. hit my head arm and side. dont remember. real talk.
I'm Still in a robe trying to piece together 3-7am I'll be there in a few
I have a way to get him back. you're going to have to take one for the team and make a visit to the health department. you in?
I say go for the trifecta and maybe you'll get a medal or something. Or a baby. That's like the same thing right?
Dude, he's legal now. You could not pry me from his dick with the jaws of life.
Hey my dad gave me life the least I can do is take him chicken strips and a pack of marlboros.
In that state of mind I managed to bounce back from getting hit by a golf cart and convince an investigations officer that I was okay to go into the game.
I saved a note for myself but all it said was "am I a slutty Holden Caulfield?"
That moment when you're in a room with 3 guys and know how big their dicks are. Then you are married to the one with the smallest dick.
Crying in Target on a display sofa is normal, right? Asking for a friend.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
So, just how hungover are you?
Not at all, surprisingly.
That has to be your X-Men power.
Randomize
