omh. i just found SHIT IN THE SHOWER! who the fuck does that? and why do i always seem to find it?
Do you ever go through someone elses pictures and just appreciate the fact that youre not really friends with them?
Fuck. That. I'm gonna get drunker and make them regret they EVER put me at the kids table. I'm a MAN.
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
Guess whose mug shot is NOT on the Internet anymore?!?!
Smoked a joint and chugged some pepto. Feeling a lil better... Not sure which is working..... Gonna keep doing both.....
And as cleavage season comes to a close, so blooms a new season of yoga pants. And the people rejoiced.
At least he finally released me from his spooning oven of death...
Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
I also just stashed a half dozen bobby pins in my bra.... So when you take it off later, consider yourself warned
I woke up with broken tostitos all over my bed and a snap chat of myself flipping off the camera.
The guy I'm talking to drunk texted me his essay last night and he asked me to revise it
I went from swearing off of sex to planning a threesome. It's been a rollercoaster of a day.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
Are you rolling a joint while doing homework?
No, I am rolling a joint with my homework.
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