Did u pay ur friends to not make fun of me?
what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
Dude let's go to Saudi Arabia. They outlawed valentine's day. And probably love.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
...Saturday night. Get your dick ready. We are going to go nuts. I want to have sex fucking everywhere.
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
do you remember in the middle of fleeing from the cops you stopped in the middle of the road to make out with quail man?
Hey in a lighter note I also nutted in that cheerleader too if she got prego there would have been a team reunion on Maury
we gave you a glass of water and you just started yelling: TWO STRAWS, PATS AN ENGINEER HE'LL FIGURE IT OUT
Well yeah connect the two together, then you can lay down and drink.
Best day ever, my junk is bigger than Kate Uptons boyfriends. Yay for Fappening day!
My desire to pee is a lot higher than my need to be buzzed right now.
I woke up covered in thousand island dressing. I need answers.
I masterbated poison ivy onto my penis, it hasn't been this upset with me since the Take one for the team fiasco of 02.
I successfully cockblocked 5 people in one night. I wasnt getting any, why should they.
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