There was an extended period of my adolescent life where my friends and I would get high, drive around in my minivan listening exclusively to the wu tang clan, and intentionally crash into snowbanks
girl has like over 50 stars tattooed on her front, side and back. feels like i just fucked the universe.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
Its name is Richard. And I think he formally introduced us.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
she asked how her costume looked and all i could say was bars are dark right?
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
I just farted a soft, gentle fart and it made me think of the eye puff glaucoma test at the eye dr. I hope that's not fart air they use for those. And yes, I'm texting you from the toilet and yes again, I'm high.
I don't know what I'm more pleased with, the blowie last night or that fact that there's still 20 dollars in my wallet
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
Running my fingers through my hair was like that scene in Patch Adams where the old lady got to swim in a pool of pasta. I love Molly.
I was just asked by a police officer to not come back to Lancaster...
His cat just sat there and simultaneously bobbed his head up and down while I blew him
Looks like a sea otter shaved my vagina. Keep an eye out for me this weekend, no one can see this.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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