and then I told him he looked like the Gordon's Fisherman dude. I don't think he thought it was funny, because he 'forgot' to pay for my beer.
we've reached the level in our friendship where i don't think he would rape me
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
Guess who just hooked up with the cop that fingerprinted her?
We are possibly on our way, unless we see the limo full of strippers.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
apparently i was cut off before i even walked in
Please do not make a facebook page for my hickeys.
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
I am self-sufficient. I puked in a wine glass and emptied it in the trash. Points for style and neatness
Bro that's the last time I try to stick my penis in a bowl of jello. I can't believe your sister ate that, did she not see my dick mold
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
If magic marker is safe for kids, it should be safe for cats...right?
UPDATE: THERE IS ASS EATING. I REPEAT: THERE IS ASS EATING.
i came so much i feel like i were to try again, only dust would come out. and maybe glitter
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