Is your delayed response due to the massive amount of judging going on?
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
See, not all bad decisions involve my penis.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Blood and glitter go together right?
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
the straight edge chick smoked with me, because according to her my bowl is pretty
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I threw up in my room. And I cleaned it up with a spatula.
I ask him how he's going, like life and stuff, and he responds "20-0 pats"
so how was it...?
sadly not as impressive as one might expect from a division one athlete. he lacked the stamina i had hoped for, and by lacked i do mean he fell asleep while he was still inside me. an epic wtf moment, i know.
You are a genius and a whore.
It shouldn't be this hard to find someone who you haven't blown.
I think the cop who arrested me yesterday is at my gym rn should I say hi
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