check it out our google latitudes are spooning
Dude you just kept yelling "She was my first asain!" right in front of her.
Take one last look at my face, because I'm drinking it off tonight.
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
i told my boss i want to eat her tits. 90 percent sure i'm getting fired
you can't tell me you didn't shit your pants I saw them in the trash can by the bathroom.
Guess which frat house I just walked out of! And on a related note... guess who's uncircumsized
Im cutting you off tonight ONE boy at a time
Im going to make a sandwich and see if my books came from amazon. I cant believe two years ago i was dating eight guys and teaching russian exchange students how to do shots.
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
there is nothing ok with the fact that that was the 4th time i peed in the same parking ramp
Now I'm obligated to stay and cuddle with her because the condom broke. Fuck.
If a girl called me a promiscuous philandering Casanova, should I say thank you?
Most definitely.
I'm gonna eat you out. But for science
Being sober is no fun. Karaoke and not wearing pants are not socially acceptable things to do anymore and this depresses me.
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