You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
he said my vag tasted like ravioli n pennies... i forgot I was on my period
where'd the toddler underneathe the beer pong table come from?
There was a sweat stain in the shape of a fast chick with low standard on your bathroom floor
No, I know her type. Tall, lanky, uses teeth when giving head, and runs like a giraffe. Don't do it man..
I have a callous on the palm of my hand just below my ring finger that is entirely from opening so many beer bottles. I'm strangely proud right now.
i am one UTI away from banning your fingers from my vagina
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Asking me to suck on my nipples isn't going to make me less mad at you.
That's okay I'm failing college because I'm to busy giving over the pant handjobs in class..
The shrooms were awesome. Everyone's bones in their face looked so beautiful! Everyone had great face structures.
The heart wants what the heart wants, and once again it’s a guy with brown hair, wears a chain, and has a nicotine addiction.
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