i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
i think i just saw hanson at the grocery store. one might have been a girl. hard to tell. lets call that one taylor.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
if every girl in minneapolis isn't pregnant when i get back to the cities i will cry
I sent her a Relationship Request on Facebook last night, she accepted and we fucked.. I changed my Relationship Status to Single, I think she'll get the point
I wish they had an "I'm Stoned" genre on online Netflix
organizing the empties. That sober.
Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
You know, having a conversation evolve from attractive men to roommate orgies would be weird with anyone else, but you get me.
i want to have awesome sex and feel fuzzy.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Hey Cat, it's Michael. You made out with me for a hot dog last night and I feel super used.
My cast smells like cheese steak rolls
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
I think I'm more excited for Santa to come now that I made a drinking game out of it
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