I'm sorry that you just had your first misguided homo experience
my ass just sighed. even my farts are tired.
I held his ankles while he hung off the top bunk attempting to get my pillow that fell off.
And at least you didn't have a dinner of Ranch Pringles and Double Stuff Oreos. I forgot that part of being single.
It felt like he was juggling my kidneys with the head of his penis... If you could even call it that, it was more like a lochness monster. Huge and mythical.
my mom was by far the drunkest one there. best impromptu wednesday afternoon party ever
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
The fact that it neither of us came up with the reason of "it's morally and ethically wrong" speaks volumes about this relationship
We duck taped Dave to a rolling chair and shoved him in the bed of the truck then took off for a bit.. We didn't explain it that way when the nurse asked what happened though.
We broke up. My life is now 7 inches less.
So...I was fapping and during it, I got an Amber Alert notification...that's just bad timing.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
After he came, he took a two minute power nap and then fucked me for another 45 minutes. He is a machine!
He's a wizard, there is no other explanation for how hard I came last night. None.
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