The dutch village is so much worse hungover. Fuck them and their wooden shoes.
yeah so i didn't even realize i was on meth until the next morning
i just sold back the books i vomitted on
I really hope our interview with channel 6 last night doesn't air or else my parents are gona get a first hand look at my alcohol problem
There were midgets. And vodka. If you don't appreciate the awesomeness of that sentence, read it again.
Well anything after a French guy would have been a disappointment. But I'm fairly certain he was just trying to masturbate into me.
The sad thing is; I'm getting used to walking around feeling like I could hurl at any minute.
Ok so you know that's gonna be legally viewed as kidnapping, right?
First sex of the summer I'm winning 1-0
GET HOME NOW
Oh shit
Apparently I send drunk snapchats a lot and they always have random dudes in them. Like one night it was just me and some guy I don't know sitting on my couch.
He literally just patted me on the vagina and said goodnight to it.
Woke up in a cemetery. Puked in front a funeral ceremony that was going on.
Don't come back. They don't have pants.
Oh god.
God has nothing to do with this.
So I love answering sex questions in intimate relationships class on a clicker when im sitting next to my cousin..
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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