have fun at tinkers! p.s. are there any hot guys who look like they wanna wait until marriage to have sex?
I'm glad girls dont get visible erections
But, it would have made life so much easier...
New boss looks like john cusack in a collar. Hot. Why do i always want to have sex with priests?
Our hot neighbor just came over and asked for a toilet plunger...not so hot anymore
He said they were doing a skit in class apparently someone else is dressed like a horse. Ive never felt more proned to skipping class than now
our health teacher's ringtone is Bad Romance and she has a tramp stamp. i will not skip this class, ever.
We told the pizza man that the door was most likely unlocked, he could leave the pizza on the counter and give himself 20%. He did it-I'm never moving out of Aspen.
I'm not sure if you saw my recent facebook update, but I have already put the Radio Flyer wagon to good use. I had someone pull me to the nearest bar.
His little brother just walked in, asked me if I'd blown his brother yet and then announced that he and his friends were going to play outside so we could play too.
How drunk are u on a scale of one to couldn't get it up if u had a gun at ur head?
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
Rick just drank rum out of a dog bowl after a dog already drank out of it.
Think of something healthy and responsible. Now think of the exact opposite, let's do the latter
I took out a life ins. policy Thursday. It's okay I can die in Nashville now.
Depends how u look at it. Half-full, half-empty, or how should I shave my pubes
Randomize
