Seeya bye Latvian government! Whammy!
If facebook stalking was a job I would totally pown it
i told him i was gay. he said that gay guys are supposed to be pretty.
I'm hard boiling eggs, drinking rum, and talking to my 8 year old brother about the 10's times tables. This is what thursday is all about.
i think i have that disease where you wake up in strange places drunk.
When I was with you my penis felt like a fat woman crammed into a pair of lulu lemons
Drunk in burger king. Having it our way. Free fries. M&m sundaes.
I bought 2 40s with winning lottery tickets and they paid me $.03. 'Merica
It's all good. Going back to my room to try and air out my balls.
First roommate to find me and dance with me will live. Battle Royale.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
he literally referred to his penis as the alaskan bull worm from spongebob. when can we get married
I think we need to dedicate ourselves to building your stamina back to uterus breaking level
Goddamn it. Hes got me addicted to his penis
I think I fucked the doubts about us out of him
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