Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
Everything about him screamed your future.
Dude she has a fucking rock collection. Never will I ever talk to her again.
i carry sandwiches in my pockets more than any normal person should
I hid my booze in my old Sesame Street lunch box. Big Bird might be disappointed, but I feel Oscar the Grouch would approve.
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I'm pretty sure when you walk down Broadway and can pick out people you've slept with.. It might be a problem. I'm leaving for rehab tomorrow.
Shit. I'm suppose to call the bank but I'm too high to talk numbers.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
How long until you're healed?
Physically? A week or so. Emotionally? The scars of dislocating my knee at a frat and flashing my panties to the whole crowd wi never heal.
I blasted the Halloween Before Christmas soundtrack last night so my roommate wouldn't hear me having sex. Needless to say the sex got a little weird.
He came home at 2 AM on roller skates with his hair dyed pink while singing "Sweet Transvestite" and throwing glitter on all of us and everything we own. We had to call a cleaning guy.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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