Just ran to the store on my way to the office to buy Diet Coke...the guy in front of me let me cut because it was 4 more minutes until 8am, so he wouldn't be able to purchase his vodka. I love Wisconsin
...she's taking her top off and singing songs from Anastasia. I swear to God were solumates.
Mission leave-the-puke-on-the-floor-til-the-dog-eats-it completed. I work smarter not harder
I found out that all you need to write a 12 page paper is adderall and twizzlers
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
We did it and he fell asleep and I was bored so I decided to go back to the party...is that bad?
she was giving me head and that cheryl crow 'youre favorite mistake' song came on. she looks up and all i could do was nod
This guy in church just had a prayer request to help him get through his hangover. He is my new hero.
I was sleeping on the bathroom floor and thought a wet towel might keep me warm.
The only excuse this guy at the club had for trying to make out with me as soon as I met him was "I AM FROM MEXICOOO"
you'll probably come home to me baked as fuck and shirtless
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
I got very very very high last night and bought a cotton candy machine on eBay
Haha we both slept with guys named Brad born on may 1st. This is a proud day for sisters.
Just opened my sisters laptop to "cute places to lose my virginity" googled last
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