did you wind up at some random place? and do you remember face planting into the fireplace?
I enjoy that i have a whole shelf of clothes that I've accumulated from random sex. You know the ones you get to make the morning after look less awkward like similar to an athletes trophy shelf
There is no way he is gay with that hair.
i'm pleased to announce i can now open a bottle of wine with my shoe if called upon to do so.
Its not small because its small, Its small because it was cold outside
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
Drunk sex destroyed my coffee table... ikea this weekend?
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
I think she was eating a cup of ramen noodles while we banged, or had a seizure
I just saw a girl on crutches doing a walk of shame. She is either super dedicated, or her night didn't go as planned.
she was trying to use her iTranslate app while we were having sex.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
There's a baby in the strip club. I say again: THERE'S A BABY IN THE STRIP CLUB
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
i have a lot of questions about the picture quality/lighting/motion/gravity of the balls...
Randomize