I see lights
Your drunk and in times square. Time to take the 2 train home.
Can I ask u a weird question?
Sure
do u have the hershy squirts too?
I have glitter on my penis. Do you know anything about this?
you ran down to the water at 3am and rolled in the sand and ran around screaming that you were the corn dog monster.
As it turns out, drunk trust falling that guy at the top of the waterslide didn't really work out for anyone..
I apparently texted him "since you're taking time out to think about us. You probably need to think about me getting arrested right now."
Well, there are worse ways to make $50 at a gay club.
I can't believe they didnt cut us off after we all hugged each other and started singing "were the 3 best friends that anybody could have" RIGHT IN FRONT of the bar and bartender...
She looked at my cock with a kind of resigned disappointment.
She had sex in a public bathroom and slept on a couch in the dorm lobby. It's only Monday
Ps I just used the "If you give a mouse a cookie" defense in a real life situation. Suck it
we received free cupcakes at the first bar, and then I at the second bar i hooked up with a fat chick from Cincinnati on the patio.
you win some, you lose some.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Yo I get this girl alone in my room last night but she bounces cus she thought the full house poster was "weird"
He lit my hand on fire and bought me chicken nuggets. I'm in love.
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