After he finished I threw up my arms and shouted STEVE HOLT!
Just because i have a masturbation problem doesnt mean you can put 20 photos of Jesus in my room.
You defs just slept for 6 hours in a porta pottie. You should probably just kill yourself.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
chimney cleaner pole that expands when button is pushed then pull out. Remember that. We have to patent it.
Who are you high with right now?
Its like the two hemispheres of my brain are in a death match but are two evenly matched for either side to win kinda drunk.
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
No hurry on coming over. My body currently wants everything on the inside to be on the outside. But really. Don't hurry.
i dont know how he's 22 and thinks emoticons will get him laid. lady boner just died.
It's accurate though. I am legitimately passionate about pickles. I crave pickles the same way I crave sex. It is a deep rooted animalistic need
Was banging my ex last night when his roommate walked in... We kept going. #goaheadandwatch
I feel like I got hit by a truck. And I vaguely remember getting into an argument with a passive aggressive Ron Burgundy in a onesie- grown man, not a baby- about the pronunciation of New Orleans
All I remember is receiving a lap dance to slow motion.
He propositioned me for a threesome once so yeah I'd say he has what it takes to run for public office
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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