Im not sure if he just tripped or was star gazing, but i gave him head anyway.
Dude she let me cum on her face
You have the wrong number I'm the she who let you cum on her face unless some other girl has let you since this morning
who the fuck is that kid sitting with you...
I don't have any fucking idea. I woke up and he was there. I'm kinda creeped out.
I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
He spent 6 hours at the ER after crashing a motorcycle and still came to the bar, Ofcourse I went home with him. He's my hero.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
I'm gonna let my dick speak for itself from now on. Seriously, it's always recruiting for me even after 6 hours of drinking.
Sorry I disappeared. Do you hate me?
Not at all, did you not hear me clapping outside your car on our way out?
I also woke up on my floor. Naked. On a pile of clothes. With my head in the trash can. And a sheet over me.
Our nipples touched last night. It was tender.
You licked my eyeball, you are officially cut off. If you just missed you can have a second chance on Friday.
UGH I HATE BEING THIS WAY IM GOING TO GO HUG THE CACTUS YOU GOT ME
Remind me to tell you about how I hit a tree with my car last night.
I'll be glad to.
The bouncer said the club was at capacity we couldnt get in till ppl left all three of them pulled their tits out we got complimentary bottle service never under estimate women
Is it sad that my idea of a quality foursome would involve one person eating me out while the other two rub my feet?
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