were you the shorter or taller girl out of you two
Megan Fox is the only woman I would let pee on me.
I'm similar. She's the only woman I'd ask to pee on me.
Ok yeah you're right. I'd ASK Megan Fox to pee on me. I'd ALLOW Erin Andrews to pee on me if she asked.
I bet farrah fawcett is having words with michael jackson in heaven for stealing her thunder
worst. lesbian. ever. i'm not sure she knows a clit from a pencil eraser.
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
1 in 5 deaths i nrussia is alcohol related. GO MOTHERLAND
no, that was the night I slathered your dick in the icing from my birthday cake
I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
its not you its me. and by that i mean i am more interested in having random one night stands with random hot girls then having the same normal sex with u.
Debating whether the Plan B I had this morning would go under breakfast or lunch in my food log.
I apparently used the line "I'm a bouncer too so i would know if I were too drunk" then they asked me to leave.
Well my summer started by me waking up in a tube on the side of the pond this morning with 2 of my friends. So that's good..
LET US USE OUR GENITALS TO CELEBRATE THIS VICTORY
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
Smoking weed with a blind guy, don't worry he's chill.
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