He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
Sorry I didn't text you for coffee this morning...bad life decision Saturday sorta rolled into Monday...
no. it doesnt count as road head if youre parked
A shower wasnt enough to wash off the shame but at least it took care off the blood.
If you're fucking that other dude, I'll take the sloppy seconds. I don't care.
I'm pretty sure every guy I've been with this weekend has made a solid attempt at getting me pregnant...
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
I plan on drinking enough to kill at least 2 frat boys and make an aa meeting weep for joy
And he came all over himself. At least he didn't ruin my new lulus.
Actually though that could've been bad.
She had a glow in the dark pastie on her forehead the last time I saw her. That should help you find her.
One last thing: he lists glow sticks and tacos as things he can't live without. How would we not be friends??
I love how when they see that I'm upset their initial response is to offer me ecstasy
A guy in a gorilla mask got blown on the lawn. And then the night got weird.
I do not love him. There is no love. Only sex and meatloaf.
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
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