Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
Every time a guy reaches down to touch my vag, i feel really sorry for all the transgender girls who still have a penis there.
That's weird cause every time i feel a girls vag i feel way worse for all the guys who reached down there and got a penis.
Its sad we have to plan out fun a month in advance. 30 sucks.
I love him more than I love myself. Which is a lot...Because I'm narcissistic.
at russian wedding, no open bar. bottles of vodka at table. getting to work tomorrow may be an issue.
There's three frat guys comparing how you were in bed. apparently you have gotten worse with time
Is it horrible that I want to keep my purple landing strip until after my gyno apt? I feel like someone beside myself should see it...
I ended up with bruises on the back of my knees. Tell me again how I did this?
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I think his roommates are using word magnets to tell me that they can hear us. His fridge currently says, "Chris ate out naughty girl."
fuck it. from now on whatever room i wake up in, i'm stealing clothes from. this walk of shame shit is too much without pants
All I'm sayin is that I don't want to raise anything. Or deal with anything. Or having anything come out of my vagina. I mean, I don't think that's asking too much.
Have you ever hotboxed under your comforter? Best. Decision. Ever.
I just wanna be euthanized
Thas it
Doing shots with my high school valedictorian. Bucket list
Randomize
