I just had to explain to my father, how having two screens plugged into my computer doesn't use more internet.
she had no gag reflex. and is an abercrombie model. i love college.
I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
He woke up, got my bottle of water and poured it on me and then went back to sleep. Not really how I want to wake up at 2 a.m.
We found you naked curled up in a ball in the closet, using a gorilla suit as a blanket
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
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But I do cardio so I don't get winded during sex really it's not like I'm trying to lose weight
apparently while i was high i thought that putting a dinosaur temporary tattoo on my inner thigh would keep me from taking my pants off and having sex with him...
...it didn't...
Incase you were wondering. Cooking naked turns into sex. Sex and cooking may lead to house fire....
BTW, does Anne know that we used the lipstick she is currently wearing to was used to write the word "ASS" on my ass cheeks last night?
all i want in life is a shot and a cock is that too much to ask
My legacy here is being that tiny blonde girl that threw someone down and shouted "Fuck your face, I'm Dee Dee Ramone."
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I finally got my restraining order in the mail. Was that supposed to upset me? I'm just over here like "TELLEM BOY BYE!-\nlegally..."
what did we do after we left your crib?
you layed down in some rocks for about an hour, you stole some pumpkins, you passed out and started shaking, we got t-bell, we took you back to the dorm.
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