Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
Why do bread and butter chips remind me of eating out your mom?
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
she added me on facebook and her celebrity doppelganger is rosie odonnel. FUCK
Writing a love song to planned parenthood. what rhymes with "don't have AIDS"
We can grow old together and our livers can fail together
Well, I just watched him puke into his pitcher at the bar, I doubt he cares about anything other than the fact that he needs a new beer.
is he the 3rd person to bang everyone in our group?
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
Can we go to Home Depot next week? Drunk Kim broke my toilet with a hammer.
Blah blah blah. Just come home and put a baby in me.
Just had sex in the darkroom, while a class was going on ten feet away. I finally have a good sex story.
Put a Santa hat on my junk. He's wants to be festive too.
Cheyanne in woods. Ducks attacked. My toe is bleeding. We are gpsing our way home on foot. No worries
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