question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
Baffled as to how I'm gonna get 150lbs of sand out of my basement.
Don't play hard to get, I've seen some of the girls you've slept with.
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I love that your nipples always taste like clean laundry.
FridayRule: If it takes you longer than 5 minutes to find a parking spot, you don't have class today
I'm 50% weirded out and 50% into it
Buying a pregnancy test at Walmart in the middle of the night in the middle of Tennessee is not really how I imagined my 25th year on this planet starting out...
woke up to a case of keystone on my porch when I went to bed at seven that morning.. I think it's someone's peace offering for getting my roommates car towed
You should make us a hot pocket to split while I go throw up.
Well if your hearts not big enough, your penis certainly is. Just have a threesome
To this day, I regret not having sex in the bathroom
Anybody can graduate from college sober. You try it while being stoned every day for the last three years. 2.75 baby.
Im just an angry damaged little elf who wanders around and tries to find drugs.
I don't want his dick, I want his flame thrower!!
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