Its what im here for. Critiquing penis photos.
She was puking in a plastic bag while cleaning where she puked on the floor. She knows how to multitask.
3 a.m. laundry plus 100 proof peppermint schnapps does not turn out well. Not only is there a puddle of detergent outside the laundry room that I spilled, but my clothes were found in the dryer wit a box of Franzia and a 40. Good thing I was too drunk to turn it on.
KETAMINE SUNDAYS ARE SERIOUSLY FUCKING ME UP!
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
Is it too forward to say "stop being a good friend and start being a good fuck buddy"
I'm giving great sideboob & it's being wasted on my parents.
It is very possible that having sex with you just now just got me into Yale
Sometimes I feel like I should become a beautician purely for my ability to shave pretty shapes into my pubic hair.
Omg, those nutella cakes are heavenly, like licking the nipples of a muscular black Jesus.
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
Is it too soon for me to wonder what sex with him would be like?
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
She couldn't find her toothbrush so I had to wait while she sucked on the 12 peppermints she found under the couch. Pretty resourceful for her level of intoxication.
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