Any toy can be an adult toy. Location, location, location.
well,he told me "i bet you five bucks that i can right cum on the mirror with my cum" i said alright do it, lets just say he's five bucks richer...
The lawn was on fire, but I fixed it.
her sex was completely horrible but her weed was great. imma ask her out again
weed salsa. i deserve a nobel prize
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
So essentially hes paying me $150k/year for the rest of his career to not have sex
SERIOUSLY? WTF! why cant I find a super hot, super gay, super conservative christian NFL player in need of a beard?
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
Any time you can't remember a night, and you wake up in a sorority house, it's fucking worth it.
No, seriously, I've slept with 3 guys this month.
It's ok, February is a short month
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
Are you 5:30 blackout again?
well my apartment and my life are still a disaster but I did clean off my desk so that's gotta count for something...
The only thing I remember is the 300 pound man breaking ur railing from sliding down it at 3 am. Must of been a good night.
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