There's a 34yo winking at me. Why do i find this weird when my bf is a 38yo married man?
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
some girl that im facebook friends with has H1N1, im scared to even go to her facebook page
I swear god or herbie drove my car home
No period for spring break; use this wisely.
Oh my god. I'm sorry if i peed on you last nite. I am truly disgusting
It's like split custody, only he's not a kid and they have sex with him.
i had choclate birthday cake for breakfast and am currently flossing my teeth w a condom wrapper. at work. hot mess for 200 alex
My Yoga instructor is playing the music from 'Requiem for a Dream' it makes me very reluctant to put my ass in the air
Well, I guess that's how life goes for my dad. One minute you're walking with your cooler on the afterglow of a Lynyrd Skynyrd concert, the next you find your grown son choking out a drunk redneck against your pickup truck.
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Now we just need to figure out why your underwear was in your bra
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I just don't understand what you plan on accomplishing there except for losing all vestiges of post-freshman year dignity
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