im learning from these one night stands last time i came in her this time i came on her AND deleted every contact in her phone!
just walked out of chelsea's house and saw cameron slapping his dick against her car. cant even make this shit up if i tried.
I hate myself for knowing the words to party in the USA.
I want to apologize 3 days in advance for what's about to take place on St. Patrick's day.
Please tell me that text was part of your elaborate Brett Favre costume; otherwise, dude, wtf?
I just ate powdered extacy out of my wallet. I think I might have for a second of my reasonable life been on your level.
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
The only difference between us and a pack of 14 year old girls is substance abuse
I was basically just fingering myself and thinking about space.
I just lectured my ex boyfriend on how to eat a girl out what has my life come to
Is it weird that sometimes I like to have sex for the health benefits and workout more than the pleasure
He's so sweet...I can't see him enjoying that I got injured during sex.
Yeah like stabbing myself through the eye with a coffee stir and bleeding out all over the office rug
We banged in his car behind the burrito place. Google Maps keeps asking me to rate my visit. 5/5, would cum again.
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
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