SEEEEXXX PLEASE
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
I just withdrew $200 in ones. I think the teller knew what was up
Look, we all have our slutty phases. Mine is just forever.
Went from beach to class to bar all while wearing my swimsuit as pants. Clearly I'm dressed for success.
we got 12 live crabs and then we got really stoned and know we're playing with the crabs. thats nom watermellon nom. now i'm plaing with a crap whos such a gentleman
Please find an outlet that isn't stripping or getting drunk and arrested
I will take a blow job from a dude that kinda looks like a girl at this point
I said geronimo as I came I'm not sure if he appreciated the doctor who reference or was just confused
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
He burnt his arm on the grill, then turned around and started blaming it on the burger buns...I think it's safe to say he's drunk.
Whatever it's Canadian jail, it's not like Guatemala or something. It'll be nice and cushy and they'll probably throw him a big bday party with all his friends and strippers
Come back I feel like I ticking time bomb of
of drugs
But there's never enough margarita money.
This is going to be one of those situations where we lose a day, isn't it
Nipple rings and loofahs DO NOT mix.
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