I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
you said your puke was red because you were proud to be an american.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
There's a litter of kittens in my bathtub and beer cans everywhere. I want my apartment key back.
Apparently, his doctor was impressed with how well we took care of his leg. We're like the kings of naked triage.
I have a very hazy flashback of me making out with a guy in a seashell bra??! Can you confirm or deny
WHO THE FUCK TAGS THEMSELVES AT COUNTY JAIL?!?!
How high are you?
I feel like breakfast can just fly into my mouth
SOMEONE has to puke in the potted plants at an Xmas party. As their boss I felt it should be me.
I just traded 5 cigarettes for a sandwich on they greyhound.You owe me 5 cigarettes. I told you I would get hungry.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
So I just got drugs from a house with a giant cross on it. Thank you, Jesus.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
you ripped my door off of the hinges, kicked it in half and then proceeded to throw it down the stairs because i wouldn't make you a cheese burger
It was weird, it was like my heart got a boner. Is this being an adult?
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