Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I would have added her but her profile pic was piece of pie
NBC reported that a group almost has enough signatures to submit pole dancing as an Olympic sport in 2016...
God I fucking love America.
He got drunk and insisted on licking my eyeball and called it a test of my trust in him.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
My sister came home, pulled two nalgene bottles of jaeger-bomb out of the fridge, changed out her 3 inch heels for 6 inch heels and left in under 3 minutes. I've never been more proud of her.
I have a broken liver
I see that the whole "let's take a break from drinking" has worked out really well for us.
My only downfall is that I can only take shots in twos.
Just found out I own a pyramid. Fuck your good grades, I'm living in my pyramid.
3-9 out of 10... Depends on the situation. Taco Bell is more of an idea than a restaurant.
How stoned are you?
...I'm not a booty call or a pizza...you can't just call/text and expect to be eating me in an hour..
Spent the majority of my senior year drunk. Graduate of 2011, I think 2011. Probably.
Why the HOLY HELL is my dog on my roof??? Sam?? Why is the dog wearing my pants
Hi I'm on my way to give you multiple screaming orgasms and Easter candy
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
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