I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
she keeps a pillow, blanket, and a pack of saltines under the bathroom sink, for "rough nights".
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
I knew her barely 30 minutes before we got naked. This whole fraternity thing is starting to grow on me...
how did he go about obtaining bull sperm?
Just wrote the directions to get to the girls house im hooking up with on the back of my marriage certificate. Officially worst husband ever.
Now he's lighting his socks on fire
I apologize in advance for attempting to drunkenly hookup with your sister
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
She is wasted and this random lady got her to suckle milk from her tit
You're a Heat fan? You lose any chance blowjob bc of your poor choice.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
this night just went from meh to biblical thanks to drunk naked yahtzee
I can't believe you won 5 grand from the casio last night and spent more than 80% on tacobell and strippers already
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
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