I can text with my tongue
I just spent the last two hours on the phone with Emily trying to explain to her how to finger herself.
he's 25, hott, and leaving for iraq tuesday, i wanna get in as much as possible...
your life is a nick sparks novel waiting to happen
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I think your going to be the cause of an awesome death
Her bed looked like it had just hosted a water balloon fight. It was that good.
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
Well am going to a strip club before sun down, I dont think anything good can come from that.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
Hooked up with a girl in the dorm laundry room tonight. And got invited to go to Vegas for free. That's how today's going.
Got home & pissed on my moms carpet like a bear in the woods. I woke up to a picture message with me passed out on the floor with my pants down & hands covering my face. I've had an awkward week
I'm pretty sure I regained my virginity last night
Hooked up with another cop last night. Think I am renaming my vagina "dispatch"
It was pretty awesome. I drank out of a stein and attempted to dance to dubstep with some older guys in leiderhosen.
Stacy lit a fart and burn half of the couch down before we can put the Flames out. Bring your truck.
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