I brought red and green boonsfarm to the white elephant party. classy and festive. I think this is what people are referring to when they talk about killing two birds with one stone.
your idea of a balenced meal is a microwave frozen burrito, a cup of ramen noodles, and a can of budlight. honestly tell me how your resolution is to lose weight,
I'd love to come and give you a massage, but we already duck taped my keys to the ceiling...
Pretty sure that this text will cost me like $5 but just wanted you to know that I just smoked a bowl of kush, about to walk around shopping for hookers and i get 3 credit hours for this study abroad .... have fun studying for finals.
He def has a gf... But hes 7 feet tall and that superceeds any morality I may have.
The guy in front of me got in the club with his green card, that's awesome
in case you blackout.. this is confirmation that yes, you were sitting spread eagle on the kitchen floor chugging pickle juice out of the jar.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
He called himself Jesus all night but I'm not sure if that's his real name or not
I woke up to see that I had ripped my boxers into a loin cloth because we were watching last of the mohicans
I'm now having weird sexual fantasies about that riverdancing figure skater. So thanks for that.
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
ok first of all what the fuck
That would involve putting on clothes and I don't think I can face that right now.
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