I need to surround myself with more reliable stoners...
her facebook's as public as her vagina
I didn't mind getting the stomach flu from him. we had great sex AND I'm seven pounds lighter
hearing that almost makes me feel good about peeing on the coffee table
I think he just gave me the 'I used to fuck your sister' discount
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
Just went through the drive thru and got 18 free donuts in exchange for half a joint. Dunkin Donuts at midnight might become a nightly thing for us.
I'm taking a new approach to homewrecking... for science. Or I totally would. I have to see what happens between my ex & his brother when he finds out.
Mark just took 50mg Viagra. Tonight should be interesting for the neighbors.
They are the perfect team. One always has weed, the other always has cigarettes. They're like the Batman and Robin of drugs
I just shit a hot coal. Pretty sure it's that fireball shot from yesterday.
Just recreated a sandwich from the caf in my own kitchen. Graduation denial at it's finest.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
Nice people suck dick too. I'm proof.
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