This guy behind me is answering all of her questions. I may give him a lapdance to take my next test for me
Its alot easier to hide alcohol when your wearing a toga..
everythings easier when your wearing a toga.
he said he wants to do me james and the giant peach style. im afraid of what that means. but moderately excited. wish me luck.
apparently i'm the only person who has heard from her since saturday. she texted me "burt reynolds" at 2am sunday
I was in the library and saw 2 dudes hackysacking in a study room with 3 girls working. I asked if I could join; as soon as I closed the door the chicks offered me tequila shots. study session w/everyone cancelled, I'm busy.
I spent a lot of time in their kitchen cause I was convinced that the living room was gonna fall... Sorry for not warning you about that.
When she asked why I felt bad I said that it may have had something to do with the gin and cold pizza I had for breakfast.... And then I reflected on what my life has become.
I was Jaeger weird. I was rolling on the floor pretending to be an Olympic gymnast and my name was Gina
I believe you would have been proud of me last night.. I was chasin Fireball shots with Jack and Coke. Guess there's a reason they call me Whiskey Woman.
She couldn't understand why my walking in on her 70 year old parents ruined any chance of a boner for at least an hour. I think she's too slow for me to fornicate with.
At one point, the bartender wrote out the words "please kill me" on some receipt paper and slid it across the bar to me.
All I can remember from last night was eating nutella and touching myself to Weird Science.
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
Forget about letting a 70-year-old man suck on my tits for coke... telling my new boyfriend about it was the poor life choice.
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