Thank God for loud music. There is a circus in my butt right now.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I guess i tried to text 911 last night with "someone stole my bong." Thank god that doesn't work...
my ass hurt today after the party last night. I wnt to the doctors and they found a coin in a ziplock bag with a note from you. WHAT THE FUCK DID U DO TO ME???
it got awkward when she realized that our nickname for her was "The Hambeast"
It's sad really how 5 am brings with it a distinction from drunken to pathetic.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
Is 10 pm too early to booty call a freshman?
They said an hour before I even see a doctor...and they noticed the shots tally on my arm.
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
He took a picture with a naked dude. I think he just walked out of that deep ginger closet.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
I need you to know I’m weirdly very sexually attracted to Charlie Puth now
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