I have no idea what her name is. I only remember putting my dick between her ass cheeks.
we sat in the hammock and pretended we were skydiving for three hours. jack actually started crying when i convinced him his chute didnt open.
i get tired of guys telling me there married or they have a girlfriend. they act like it concerns or matters to me
Two girls down stairs, two girls up stairs and....
We've got ourselves a situation
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I just got my inseam measured in raffle tickets by a drag queen. Being fondled for charity is awesome.
I vaguely remember chanting "USA" at the pool when we were talking to the Frenchies.
We were pointing at fat people and chanting USA.
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you're avoiding the subject, i want to know how you ended up at the strip club with the dog, fucker
Btw any and all sexual fantasies or arousal I had about cops is null and void.
Only time and a comprehensive case study of all of your relationships will tell.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Can I just go naked and covered in glitter?
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
I took it as a sign from the lord above that she wanted me to creep on these men.
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