dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
He keeps whispering to me that he can't wait to tie my hands up with my wig?
I don't care how many kiddie pools are in our house. One is too many.
My vagina supports interfraternal relations
Just bought the plane tickets. Light headed. Blood rush to clit oh god blue clit. Mayday mayday vagina down!
i woke up in just my socks. my clothes were outside, he had rugburn on his elbows, and a window was broken.
Dude, we tried to feed you but you just started sobbing and ran away
Let's play "Guess What I Just Found In My Vagina?"
I believe the question is can one ever have too many vibrators?
I'm 10 cats away from completing my post divorce transformation.
I want to have sex in my car again before I put the car seat back in
They offered me pot brownies in 7 minutes flat. Imagine my horror when I had to be like, are those gluten free?
roommate singing save a horse ride a cowboy wearing a cowboy hat a bikini and jeans while humping the couch.
I think you'll appreciate my way of waking up today: Under my cubicle, boxed in by boxes of printer paper, and hung over. I don't even know how the fuck I got in here in the middle of the night. I went to my car and fell back asleep. I'm now 2 1/2 hours late.
Thank you for always being there for me.
Sorry wrong derek... Do u have any weed?
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