I'm scared at the amount of beastiality in this conversation.
It's called 'beer pong' not 'everclear and coke pong' for a reason...
If a young child walked up to you and grabbed your penis, you'd feel violated too.
I woke up and found 10 txts from him. All sent at 6:30 am, and all about the muffin man.
i'm gonna start fucking more girls with asthma. help feed my ego.
I don't know what I should tell you tell you. I don't want to encourage you to dye my dog.
He put up a Facebook album attempting to sell off their Harvard furniture. Items for sale include: his friend, a broken lamp, an item described as a 'carpet and/or sleeping bag', a pair of paint stained cargo pants, size 'Tyler', and a self proclaimed $3 bottle of wine, which he is offering for $2
like i got into his car and the beatles were playing. this kid is def getting his dick sucked
Hahaha perfect. Let's start stopping drinking tomorrow
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
Ugh I don't want to adult today. I need like a dozen more coffees. Or cookies. They're interchangeable.
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
Sitting naked, eating lucky charms with rain boots on
I was told I was gorgeous and a whore by the drag queens. My night is complete.
i havent showered for 4 days and i just made my dog smell my arm pit. also, im stoned.
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