What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
Yea. But u kept saying "as long as she doesn't have aids" so I was concerned
After waking up today, I would like to find the Jesus preachers on campus to ask for help in asking for forgiveness to God.
Tonight is one of those "I'm wearing a shirt as a dress" nights because I need to get laid.
Too bad you can't keep me under your desk. You'd love that wouldn't you? Massages, blowjobs, and I'd be forced to be quiet all day.
i know you're at the dentist, but this dick pic was too phenominal to wait and i deserve immediate tit compensation
I fucking love my neighbors. I offered him chocolate and somehow it turned into a sexual proposition.
I already left my house once this summer. Maybe we could do something in October.
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
I'm over being sad. I'm now onto thinking about all the ways in which he is a total fuckwaste
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
RAAAAAAAAWWWWRRRRRR
THATS ME HOWLING MY ENJOYMENT OF THE THINGS WE CAN DO WHILE GETTING DRUNK
just saw the most amazing side boob. i wanted to hold it.
I'm drunk and he's still weird.
Could be all of this cough syrup, but I’m ready to fuck 2018 up!
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