Aj just asked if we were going to the bulldog tonight..i told her no because of the expense and tests coming up..but mostly because i don't want herpes
He promised he'd be the first bidder on my ebay item if i went home with him. Worth it.
for me the strap perfect is like a chastity belt
I remember sucking his bleeding finger and then it's all black until he had his hand down my pants.
Judging by her face, I'd say she's at least dabbled with meth...
Fuck a-yeah! I just found a wine key. Let 'Don't Fuck With Me Friday' commence.
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
It was like inception, a dream, in a dream, in the back of a dodge charger.
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
Is there a polite/non-lush way to ask how alcohol ranks on their list of priorities? Because like idk how to break the ice furreal.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
She came into the salon and said, "Don't judge me. Yes that's cum in my hair and I want a shampoo, cut and style."
MY HAND WILL BE UP HIS ASS IF HE DOES NOT APOLOGIZE FOR WHAT HE DID. IT WON'T BE THE GOOD-FEELING KIND OF "HAND-UP-ASS" EITHER.
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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