her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
I woke up hungover and opened my laptop to find that i had googled alcoholism again
you were on ground yelling about how close the floor was to your face.
she went to her friend's wedding and caught the bouquet. as the unwilling rebound, can i run away now?
Everything was good until you pulled the bartenders hair because she cut you off
It's never too late to be topless.
You do realize there's a subtle difference between not remembering your outfit from april 17th of last year vs forgetting that last night you undressed in the street and were grabbing every dick you could reach, right?
I'm drunk and you're awesome. let's stay this way forever.
he just sent me a picture of his penis sticking through a piece of paper that he had drawn a stick figure with tits on it that said "you"
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
I just saw a herd of slutty loofahs run down the street...
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
SMOKEY THE BEAR CAME AT US WITH FUCKING AXES IN MY DREAM I THINK IT IS A SIGN TO STOP BLAZING IT IN THE WOODS
I no longer need a flask. I need a canteen.
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