Kareoke will never be a sober sport
apparentely "Beer Pong Champ" is not a profession, no wonder they havent called me back......
told ya
I miss having pregnancy scares ....at least i knew i was having a good time
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Let's just be mature adults about last night and never speak of it again.
The homeless ppl in LA are great. Theres sum guy that makes all of his clothes out of tighty whitey underwear. He makes bags out of them 2. Presumably 2 hold more underwear.
she always winds up in the cupboards its nothing new.
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
Jordan and I are drunk and barred out at the liquor store sitting in the awesome $70 Corona bench bargaining with the owner for a lower price, all while passing the Belvedere bottle between the two of us. Real life. College has down this.
The only alcohol in the house was a bottle of Sherry. It's like cough syrup that I shotgunned off Strawberry Shortcake's ass.
I was going to ask the people in the kitchen to keep the volume down, but they're cooking pasta at 3 AM and one complimented me on my polka-dot nightgown. They're high. No volume control.
I don't know, I think it's at least a minor achievement when you can light up with the guy who took your virginity and act like you didn't have and incredibly awkward sexual experience together
Youre saying I should leave him? Have you seen the dating pool these days? It's terrifying, and in the capital region it's straight Norman Bates
God yes pancakes and booze sounds like the best night ever.
Note to self: NEVER have sex with anyone who is experiencing explosive diarrhea.
I've never been so happy to be celibate.
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