3 st and 6 ave. One dollar pitchers. Look out world.
you yelled then hung up at the girl on information bc she could not pinpoint your location and tell you how to get to dennys
Meh. I'll learn enough German to ask her for a handjob, then I'm out
You never cease to amaze me.
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
He just laughed at his drink laid on the floor and crawled to the bathroom
I just feel like Im gonna be remembered as that one RA guy that used to sell weed
Oh fuck, I messaged a Jack Kerouac poem to a girl I'm trying to sleep with last night at 4am.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
dude, my hangover is telling me there was tequila involved
I'm hungover during 4th grade graduation practice. I AM THEIR FUTURE.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
You know you hit Mardi Grad bottom when you come to in someone's kitchen on the floor and you are eating gumbo out of a Mixing bowl with a ladle......yeah rock fucking bottom
She's not allowed to do acid anymore... she started crying because she thought she was an eagle.
you came home and ate 12 bananas. you really didnt think mom would know you were high?
THERE IS JIZZ ON MY CEILING. HOW THE FUCK IS THERE JIZZ ON MY CEILING
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