I wonder if u can grow weed on Framville and sell it to Mafia Wars?
We got drunk before dinner. People at the other tables were praying for us.
I'm not sure what happened last night, but I have someone stored in my phone as 'Aftershock'
My spanish isn't great but I'm pretty sure he was calling me a "little monkey" while I was blowing him
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
they were having sex on the toilet apparently and everytime someone knocked they flushed. it was like an auditory scoreboard of sex duration.
When the cop tells you to leave the pool, does that mean you have to put your bathing suit back on too?
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Two hot shots of tequila for breakfast? Yeah today is gonna be a shit show
He's listening to "my heart will go on" by himself in the living and its not even noon. MAKE IT STOP.
this new dose of ADD meds is totally being waisted with the unemployed new graduate thing if only I could add my hyper focused side effects to a coverletter
I think I ejaculated my soul out.
See and now you're talking. I am like the fairy godmother of hook ups.
There's just something classy about smoking a blunt in a prom dress.
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