Today I made a list of everyone I have had sex with...there is more than double my age...
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
Just woke up with three stitches in my left boob. Nevertheless, I think I'm going to like this school.
Thanks to her sunglasses tan, I can't look at her when she blows me cause it's like getting blown by a raccoon. A very talented raccoon
No! Last time I got hit with a beer bottle
Haha, Tuesday man
Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I'm serious. I have boob tassles if this is an exchange thing.
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
I got off F O U R times, just because he wanted to hear me moan. He is my hero.
Uber southern baptist grandma and uber flaming cousin just got into an argument about whether jesus is OK with gay marriage. Aren't these things only supposed to happen at Thanksgiving?
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
I am dancing alone in my bathroom because I was paranoid the neighbors were watching through the windows
Seriously. There were about 4 hours in which I swear my nose was not attached to my face.
the raccoons are back...
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