So...we accidentally left a bag of puke in your sister's room. Heads up.
I dont get it-she has sex with me but wont be my facebook friend?
You discussed the Arab/Israeli conflict with the guy behind the counter at the Kebab shop telling him you supported his people. He was clearly Asian.
i just put all of my beerlympics medals into my academic awards box. i would say they are my greatest achievement since college.
We could be the people that go there! Shuffleboard n shit. Meet strippers.
You had me at shuffleboard and strippers
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He laid on the ground 100 ft from the car crying about how he just wanted to be home already
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Well.. If you trust a test that only costs a dollar, I'm not pregnant
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Fuck you. I've got onesies to keep me warm at night. And this bottle.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
I went to watch porn and there's already 3 Santa videos. Happy November 1st.
I covered the puke with a shingle there's not many chunks. I think it will blend quickly.
But really, what kind of hoe life adventure in Mexico would you do that would top me blowing a trucker?
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